A Break in the Clouds!

Afternoon from the Ape House!

I was just sitting here, looking outside, and thinking how sick I am of rainy/overcast days. Though, it appears to have stopped raining today, the clouds remain. We're on day six of this shit. I'm over it, man. I believe cabin fever has set in for all of us, and things are getting ugly around here. I snapped at JD two days ago for being a man looking at me funny. Brooke got irritated with her beau last night and declared she "will NOT be eating dinner !!!!".... whatever the hell that has to do with anything....
Sunny has taken to sitting in front of the t.v. in my stockpot.

The Ape House is falling apart, people!!! We need help! But, until help arrives, I've decided to look at funny, mindless shit on the interwebz. Let's have a little look-see.....


Does a bear shit in the woods? Apparently, not always...

Cuz your doctor would know...

What a way to go.....

Needs no esplainin'........

Now then.....I already feel a smidge better.

To Porn or not to Porn?

So, the topic of porn has come up between the Hags. Some do, some don't. Personally, I do. This doesn't shock any of you, I know. Why do we (who watch it) dig it? My theory is this.....

Porn supports and perpetuates these nasty little fantasies we have rolling around in our heads.Fantasies we may not ever act out in real life.  I refuse to believe even the prudest of ladies don't think the occassional dirty thought. We're sexual beings and some of us require some visuals, per se (Jelly, ya listening). Is porn accepted in "moral" society? Is porn for everyone? Nope, but I'm okay with that.

I was talking to my BFF, Tammy, today and the subject of porn and your computer being monitored by the government came up(don't ask.....we're wierd). Initially, I was freaking out at the idea of "Big Brother" seeing the dirty sites I visit, but then my ever "laid back" buddy said this little gem, "Who the fuck cares? Tons of people visit porn sites. No biggee." I digress. And, I love the Tammy.

What is my point, you ask? I don't fuckin' have one. Deal. However, before you leave my blogsite, feel free to let me know whether you're a dirty whore or not. Mwah! xoxo

P.S. If you're not, I love you anyway

Bring forth the Blog Virgin!

So, I've decided to give this blog deal a try. Seems to be a cool way to let your family and friends keep up with the goings on in your daily world.

Maybe people will follow this blog, maybe they won't. Maybe, just maybe, it'll wind up being my own personal oasis. Mwaaahahaahaaa......let the good times begin!